Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.