Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.