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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?