Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?