Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?