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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.