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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, biology, chase, dating, egg, girl, humor, man, never, relationship, relationship advice, sperm, swim on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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