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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.