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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.