My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything πππ₯β€οΈ Related Funny Posts π€ I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will. I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. The only joke my mom ever made was me.