Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man. I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive? I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend. “I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.