I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever. Commentary:Sounds like the perfect recipe for a rustic coffee shop in the woods with hug-only seating! ☕🌲🤗 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.” There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live. The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac. I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.
