My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I d… Commentary:Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant. My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.