Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I d…

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I d…

Commentary:
Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
  • The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
  • My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.
  • I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
  • Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chips, diet, drop, eat, eating, floor, i, ones, plan, sometimes on Aug 12, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Watering plants qualifies as a hobby. Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 398 this month

14,149 funny quotes and pics

16,424 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,905 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress