Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hungry for success and snacks! 🍕🏆😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.” By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south. Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am. I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.