Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Maybe I should start a support group: People with Uncontrollable Monkey Instincts 🐒🛏️🙈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow. Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades. Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
