When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.