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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so y…

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so y…

Commentary:
"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bus, bus pass, car, conflict, frustration, humor, key, pass, prank, relationship, revenge, want on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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