When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so y… Commentary:"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one. My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage. I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.