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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music ho…

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music ho…

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"Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cell, cell phone, company, give, give up, hold, hold music, humor, interest, jazz, lose, music, phone, play, smooth, smooth jazz, working on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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