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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.