I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! πŸŒ™πŸ’¦ Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! πŸš¨πŸ˜… One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! πŸŒŒπŸ›οΈ #BedsideClumsiness"