A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.