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"Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Avocado is just green butter.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

38 shares on Discord this month:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Can we skip to the rich part?

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

65 shares on Facebook this month:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Trending via TikTok:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Just landed via Discord:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Just landed via Instagram:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Going bananas on Slack:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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