A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sidewalks: the unsung heroes of every stumble! πΆββοΈππ Related funny posts π I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. The only men you can trust is ramen. The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity? Subtitles are for when youβre eating chips. Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.