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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.