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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?