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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Humorous quote about the cozy, unexpected best sleep after dozing on the couch.

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Couch naps should come with a warning: May cause unintentional time travel to 3 hours later! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธโฐ๐Ÿ˜ด



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