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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?