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  • They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend.
  • My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.
  • I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?
  • Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.
  • So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.
  • Maybe coffee is addicted to me?