Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has downloaded:

Iโ€™m at that point on a Monday where no.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has copied:

At my age, Iโ€™m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ has downloaded:

I donโ€™t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง has downloaded:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ has viewed:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Commentary:
"When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! ๐ŸŒžโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“‹ #AdultingStrikesAgain"

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online