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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Stop dating if you have no car.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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