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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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