Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Armed robbers really need to brush up on their negotiation skills. It's like, hello, I'm broke, buddy! 💸😂 Maybe they should consider offering financial consultations instead of robbing people! 💼💰" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money. If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money? I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.