Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

4 months ago

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"Armed robbers really need to brush up on their negotiation skills. It's like, hello, I'm broke, buddy! 💸😂 Maybe they should consider offering financial consultations instead of robbing people! 💼💰"

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