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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" πŸ“žπŸ˜… #LostInTranslation

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, cultural, dating, digits, German, girl, humor, i, joke, language, number, pun, rest, still, waiting on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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