At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a… Commentary:"Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶♂️ It's a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you've got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑" Related Funny Posts 🤝 At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor. Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention. I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.