Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a…

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a…

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶‍♂️ It's a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you've got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.
  • Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
  • Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.
  • Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.
  • I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, came, forgetfulness, getting, humor, life, luck, lucky, means, memory, remembering, room, walking on Feb 13, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me. Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 397 this month

14,148 funny quotes and pics

16,424 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,972 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress