At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a …

At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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“Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶‍♂️ It’s a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you’ve got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑”

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