At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.