“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.