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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.