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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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