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  • Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.
  • My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.
  • I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
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  • The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
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