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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Freshly posted on X:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Just shared via TikTok:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Just shared via Threads:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Just landed via YouTube:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Just shared via Slack:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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100 shares on Facebook this month:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

44 shares on X this month:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Relationship status: he escaped.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

71 shares on Discord this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

18 shares on Slack this month:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

Making waves on Threads:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Spotted on Slack:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Trending via Telegram:

Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

Going viral on Instagram:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.

Just shared via YouTube:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Going viral on Threads:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Keep the laugh going 😂

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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