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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Just landed via Instagram:

Life is weird and then you die.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Just shared via WeChat:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Just landed via Twitch:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Live now on Snapchat:

They’re making me do work at work.

Going viral on Facebook:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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30 shares on Slack this month:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

78 shares on WeChat this month:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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