Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.