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"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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2 months ago

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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2 months ago

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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2 months ago

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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1 month ago

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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2 months ago

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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2 months ago

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

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77 shares on Messenger this month:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Later is the best time to do anything.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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Just landed via WeChat:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Broadcasted on Threads:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Just landed via Twitch:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Just shared via Telegram:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Spotted on Instagram:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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