Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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“Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪”

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