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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interr…

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interr…

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“Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴‍♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, before, humor, interrupting, karma, life, perspective, save, self-awareness, someone, sure, try on May 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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