Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Commentary:
“Life’s a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it’s all about that elusive Netflix special Or you might just end up on those ‘shitty podcasts’ discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! ”