Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
- When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
- I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.
- A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”
- Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.