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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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2 months ago

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78 shares on X this month:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

99 shares on Slack this month:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

77 shares on Telegram this month:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

28 shares on Discord this month:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Just landed via Threads:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Going bananas on Messenger:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Spotted on Reddit:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Trending via Threads:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Trending via Messenger:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Live now on Facebook:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Going viral on Facebook:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Breaking via TikTok:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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