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Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Going viral on TikTok:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Just landed via YouTube:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Spotted on Reddit:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Just shared via X:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Just shared via YouTube:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

83 shares on X this month:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Snapchat:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Seen just now on X:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Live now on Reddit:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Shared recently on Threads:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Spotted on Messenger:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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