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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

2 months ago

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"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"

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