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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.