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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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Dear music, thanks!

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.

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Witty quote about loving books but reluctantly engaging with society's demands.

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I'd trade my social skills for more bookshelf space any day! 📚😂✌️

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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