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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.