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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.