Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! πππ Related funny posts π Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me. I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time. Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? If I ever get the death penalty, I hope βby chocolateβ is an option.