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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.