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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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People should come with warning labels.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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