Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It… Commentary:Adding an air of sophistication to chaos since… never 😂🍷 #situationshipElegance Related Funny Posts 🤝 As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like. I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper. Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health. The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.