Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).