Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.