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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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39 shares on Twitch this month:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

43 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

41 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

83 shares on X this month:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

61 shares on Threads this month:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Breaking via Twitch:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Live now on Threads:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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