Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to convince my brain to adult daily with a magic bean potion! βοΈπ§ββοΈπ Related Funny Posts π€ Coffee doesnβt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon. My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, βI drink it.β I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.