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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink…

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink…

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Trying to convince my brain to adult daily with a magic bean potion! ☕️🧙‍♂️😜

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, brain, coffee, drink, even, functioning, functioning adult, humor, i, just, me, taste, thinking, trick, tricks, work on Sep 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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